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Enough distractions. Let's get back to the main track: cooking.
After a long, long break, I'm back with something that I'd been obsessed over for years (and had been pestering my mom and later myself to make) which is hot butter mushroom.
Except for the fact that in our excitement we simply forgot the butter, and when we finally remembered, I was too hungry so I decided to do without it.
Despite all its flaws it looks so good, smells delicious and the taste appears to follow through with them as well. What do you think?
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i can be you're angle,,, or yuor devil 😈
#remember when i said id post stuff soon? well i got an idea and spontaneously cooked#pizza tower#pizza tower fanart#the noise#noise pizza tower
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Guys call me crazy but I think the crazy robots would get along swimmingly. The tragic fact that these two don’t have more art interacting is an offense in my rule book and I have come to remedy that. They say you must manifest what you want to see in the world and this is me doing that jskjsksp. I will take initiative! Enjoy a smidgen of Mr. Puzzles and Mettaton art then. Although I think the only reason they initially decided to co-host collaborate together here was the prospect of getting more stars/ratings- because that’s show business babyyyy leverage off of famous people for viewssss/j
Also here is version without the speech/dialogue bubbles! Just two gay bots being fabulous and gossiping or something (platonically. Or you could lean into this being a ship I don’t really care lol). Maybe they’ll exchange some advice about the logistics of incorporating musical numbers in the boardcasts without losing too much revenue on the budget idk. Because if you think about it Mettaton did a musical number in a dress with Frisk and then Mr. Puzzles had his whole Creative Control moment. And both where marvelous performances by the way absolutely slay ✨
My “toxic trait” is supporting the theatrical livelihoods of fictional computers who have committed atrocities, and they both will probably never make an apology video for the attempted murders and trauma inflicting. Wow so girlboss of them :))
#you know I never really got the appeal of Mettaton when I was a kid- BUT I FINALLY GET IT NOW. I SO GET IT#Mr. Puzzles was my awakening I didn’t realize how much I needed to be indoctrinated into the culture of crazy theater kids until now#I need to embrace it go crazy go wild and do it while smiling for the camera#the world is a stage and we are all performers waiting to shine AUUUUGHH#fake it till you make it ahahhaha#please this is my personal therapy now#the fact they are so multifaceted too-#like being able to transition spontaneously from cooking show to silly gameshow trivia to boss battle vibes#I’m in love help /j#it’s the ability to improvise that does it for me apparently LMFAO#(that’s only a partial lie and joke because oh boy there’s so many other factors I admire)#all it means is that they’re quick thinkers with so many creative ideas and the ambition to bring those plans to fruition#and that’s something you can’t help but be drawn to as an aspiring artist#filled with determination✨#or maybe I’m just unhinged and loosing marbles yeah that too clearly :3#hplonesome art#Mettaton meets Mr. Puzzles#Mr. Puzzles and Mettaton#Mettaton and Mr. Puzzles#Mettaton undertale & Mr. Puzzles smg4#smg4 mr puzzles#undertale mettaton#crossover fanart#fandom crossover#undertale x smg4#smg4 x undertale crossover
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#she got me legitimately giggling and kicking my feet i'm cooked yall#(not that i mind she's so sweet and brilliant)#fjskrhahfka all of my friends are sick of me talking abt her so tumblr gets to be subjected#i have never wanted someone so bad in my liiife genuinely reconsidering the whole asexuality thing#and we're gonna be flirting and teasing each other for another two weeks#when i finally see her in person again i'm gonna spontaneously combust#akrbalthelaifhsk ok it's not out of my system but that's ok with me
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does trump have a secret curse where he MUST bring jan 6th and illegal immigration up in every possible scenario lest he spontaneously combust or something
#I mean specifically when he brings it up unprompted#so you know like the majority of the time#spontaneous combustion isn’t always creative so perhaps the stakes are a bit different idk#will he instead become some sort of beast or inanimate object?#or perhaps he will turn into a foul fruit or vegetable#… much to consider…#on a real note#I’m sick of this fucking country we are so cooked#sighs as I tag this#presidential debate#I’m not sure if you can call whatever that was a ‘debate’ but alas.
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Charles *trying* to cook 😭 (Im sure this dude atleast once almost burned down the kitchen)
please don’t let this man cook
#sparrow.png#sparrow’s mailbox#danganronpa despair time#drdt#charles cuevas#teruko tawaki#<— special guest appearance to shit talk charles’s cooking skills#drdt fanart#decided spontaneously that charles should have freckles. new hc :3
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Literally can't pay my rent until I get paid for September, which hasn't happened yet. Today is Friday, and Monday is the last day of the month. I'm so tired of being poor.
#i still cringe to call myself 'poor' bc i have my own apartment and can afford groceries#and even fun stuff like museums and cafe visits and public transport sometimes#but the reality of the matter is that after i pay off my student loans every month#i do not have enough money left to pay the following month's rent#and that's the way it's been my whole life#all my groceries and museum visits and coffee come from those few hundred euros left over#my whole life i've been choosing between 'having savings' and 'having even the smallest most humble life' and obviously i choose the latter#i never go to the movies#i buy all my clothes second hand (got some this past month after not having bought any new clothing in almost two years)#i have visited a museum TWICE this year#i go to restaurants like... once a month max#i am living the most frugal life that i possibly can without denying myself all pleasures#i don't even have netflix or anything like that! i only very rarely order delivery! i cook my own damn meals!#you get the picture#and yet still: one single missed paycheck is enough to potentially fuck up my life seriously#i've never missed a rent payment in my life but i'm scared it may happen this time#just wrote to HR of my former employer (who is supposed to still be paying me through october) to politely ask where my paycheck is#it's probably coming today (i sure as hell hope so) but if it doesn't... i legit don't know how i'm going to pay my rent#my rent is 673 euros and i only have 400 in my bank account#i probably have enough food in my pantry to survive for a month if i had to#but i've never missed rent in germany before (or ever) and i have no idea how long they'd wait before evicting me for non-payment#i'm scared. and i'm tired of being apparently the only fucking person in my social groups who is this poor#i am an over-educated 37-year-old professional who typically gets classed with the 'expats'#but one missed salary payment has me thinking about eviction and affording groceries#this is what i mean when i say i'm an immigrant. not an expat.#those people with their apple watches and co-working spaces and spontaneous trips to thailand or brazil are... a world apart from me#how come everyone i meet is so damn rich? where do i find fellow poor friends?#anyway i'm stressed. and i'm so so tired of spending my mental energy worrying about money#cosmo gyres#personal
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godd i love that i have fat AND muscle. im so happy i get to be bulky and sexy. and i have hair too! i love that i get to look exactly how i want.
#fun fact it took me 5 years on t until i spontaneously grew a fuckton of chest hair#let! yourself! cook!!!#honey badgering.txt
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Me after convincing my mom's boyfriend to cosplay Auron for comic con with me knowing for a fact that mf ain't gonna look up who he dressed as
#yuurivoice#minty rambles#big dick move of me but CHAT AM I COOKING OR NAH?#the charie cosplay ive been working on is finished and i needed support gang 🫡#fellas can i get a “WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING”??? 🗣️🗣️🗣️#nah but he chill and we gonna fuck shit up LOL 😭#ps if anyone knows who i am dressed as i will spontaneously combust
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Ok, but if when Carmy learns that he made the best meal Syd ever ate,he doesn't just know that, but that the reason Syd liked it so much was because he reminded her of her mother's cooking?
#sydcarmy#the bear#syd x carmy#sydney adamu#carmy berzatto#In this case#Camy and I will spontaneously combust#No seriously#no seriously#Carmy knowing he made Syd happy by cooking the best meal she's ever had is touching in itself#But knowing that she thinks this because his food reminded her of someone she loved?#Christopher Storer I'm waiting
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i know it shouldn’t bother me when people say that dad!gale enjoyers are ignoring gale’s characterization but i can’t help it. it’s not hating gale as a dad that gets me, it’s the idea that “one side” is right and the “other” is wrong. like did the idea that the lines where gale says he’s not father material were written specifically to go both ways simply not occur to some of you? that seems to be the logical conclusion and yet i keep seeing people (mind you, only anti-dad!gale people—not once have i seen a dad!gale enjoyer shame someone for not liking the idea) claim that there’s a correct interpretation! like what happened to live and let live? 😭
#personally i think it has less to do with him thinking he’d be a bad dad#and more that he literally has never thought about having kids bc he’d never found someone to settle down with#and then i also have him and my tav taking yenna back to waterdeep with them#bc gale does camp cooking and yenna says she’ll cook so i like to think they bonded over cooking dinners#and then in the fic gale’s fam runs a restaurant and yenna will go into that#and it’s simply the fact that it seems like a really good environment for yenna so gale’s like well.#we’re taking the kid with us and we’ll figure out the rest later! spontaneity can be good sometimes!#tbh if there’s a character i think would absolutely not want kids it would be astarion i think he’d have his fun babysitting and coming over#but i think he’d be better off—and happier—without them. free to explore himself unburdened.#rambling
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Is it a date if someone invites you over to cook something and watch movies?
#about me#like#a guy from Uni invited me tonight to cook something#I’ve known him for like half a year#back then we had our internship together#and he had a girlfriend#but a few weeks ago we met by chance in the same cafe#and we said that we would catch up soon#and last week we had a coffee#and he told me that he broke up with his girlfriend a few months ago#but no real details#so I don’t know what happened#and today he spontaneously invited me over to cook something and sleep at his place#and now I don‘t know if this is like a friendly thing or a date date#and I’ve never seen him in a romantic way before#but I feel like he was kind of flirting last time#but I also don’t want to be like a placeholder#because it was his longest relationship apparently and idk#I don’t even know if I’m romantically interested in him
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This drawing is definitely not me trying to convert you to c!Tommy cooking headcanon he cooks he makes bee duo food even nope not me converting you nope I promise I would never
Hehe I love his little proud expression! Count me converted
#my Tommy cooking thoughts is that he doesn’t cook consistently#he’s got his simple little comfort meals but anything too complicated he nopes outta there#but I imagine he has his little moments where he spontaneously tries to cook some complicated fancy meal just to see if he could do it#they come out good if he’s really focused on it and they come out meh if he’s too impatient and skips steps#rozu asks#zgmoony
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I am losing the fight against the desire to bake muffins at 9:30pm
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Trying to get ahead of an unsustainability cycle that might be starting up this week,,, (I start work).
#this turned into a bit of a rant whoops#mypost#have been chilling recovering from breast reduction the last month#steadily helping my mom out around the house more and more#but neow imma be working a ~35hr week (not including commute times during rush hour rip)#starting tmr#and I’m remembering that 1) it takes me more time to shower bc I have to be careful with boobz. also I have to wash my bra every night bc da#scars can’t get infected. so the whole process of showering is connected to also washing and drying my bra and putting on lotions n such so#it takes an hour minimum#2) doing stuff for my mom… is always spontaneous and urgent and takes up more time/energy than I think#3) my mom is bad at food stuff on a personal level and that’s transferring to the household bc a lot of stuff including a) she’s hella busy#and stressed. b) the price of food 💀keeps goin up ayoo. c) she is restricting herself to only eating twice a day??? idk why????#d) she also considers a meal to be anything she throws together no matter how unbalanced/nontasty it is#e) I’m also so bad at cooking/meal prep/etc but lowkey have a Thing abt food rn and cannot eat random junk even if I’m v hungry#. all this to say: idk how to do my household duties (communicating with mom. nightly dishes. small stuff that builds) when I have a feeling#imma be hella hungry this whole week.#WAIT I FORGOT THO IMMA BE MAKING MONEYYYY 💰 💴 💵 so I can pay for lunch at work ayooo#((not thinking abt budgeting atm lol 😬. I’m fortunate enough to have a 529 plan for college so semester times are all g)#4) I’m also doing two coursera courses atm (personal finance for young adults and Good With Words) …. I will prob not be able to get much#done in these courses when I have a full week rip#5) I gotta prepare for abroad (applying for visa. dealing with large government structures 😭😭😭) and in general attend to my emails#all dis. hmm#oh and also personal upkeep: gotta order eczema lotion. gotta get in contact with doctors abt leg and jaw PT. gotta follow thru with PT.#falling behind on a productive schedule while balancing my moms needs and my needs and my long-term health/personal project stuff is gonna#be difficult…#hm#writing this out is. hm.#all g all g I am a young adult I gotta handle this stuff now 🧑#great freedom = great responsibility and all that shiz#FUCK I FORGOT I HAVE TO EXERCISE TOO FUCK!!!! DANG NABBIT
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Do you think you’re able to branch out slowly, like learning your size of pants or maybe learning sewing? (Learning a skill could be useful for you).
Okay maybe I should have used a different example for that first one, because when it’s said back to me, god it sounds so embarrassing and sad. Especially because I’m 20 years old. Like I am old enough to vote in my country
Sorry random tangent, I know it probably wasn’t meant as anything bad
But yeah, I suppose learning a skill might be good. I have been told knowing how to sew is a very useful skill, and I think once when I was younger I knew a bit about it, but not anymore. I also don’t know where the sewing needles are. I used to have one but I don’t know where it is anymore. Though I mean I suppose sewing isn’t the only option I have, it was just a suggestion. Maybe I’ll find something to do
#personally I’d like to learn how to cook#but I don’t like the rigid planning that my parents make me do if ever want to#or for them to be over my shoulder the whole time#I vastly prefer being spontaneous and doing what I want when I want#like I know I need some planning but when they bring it in I suddenly don’t want to do much of anything#I can plan at least a little#just not with all that rigidness#and I’d alsohave to do something with that food#sorry random again#I get what you’re saying I’ll think of something to try#real life stuff#answers
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